Currently browsing: mommy thoughts

15 Funny Mom Sayings

Let’s live on the lighter side of parenting. Taking everything serious, is seriously exhausting! Laughing at yourself is on the best remedies to turning a bad day into a better one.   Here are 15 funny Mom sayings (for the mamas with a sense of humor)   1. I love it when I find myself […]

Read More

Kids TV Theme Songs That Drive Me To Day Drink

In the realm of parenting there are many things we may not all see eye to eye on but there is a few things I think we can all agree on, and one of them is that these kids songs that our crazy little humans adore, drive me BATSHIT CRAZY! Please tell me it’s not […]

Read More

Things I Swore I Would Never Do

I think it is very normal prior to parenthood to have these ideas of what type of parent you will be and what you will NEVER allow. Some of my favorites are, my kid will sleep in their own bed, they will never throw outrageous temper tantrums in the middle of the grocery store, and […]

Read More

How To Survive When Your Baby Won’t Shut The F@&! Up

After reading  all of the advice for sleep-deprived parents on the entire internet,  it seems that all I need to do to feel better is to eat nuts, drink all of the water, do yoga and sleep when the baby sleeps. All I drink is coffee, yoga is not my style, my baby is a […]

Read More