15 Funny Mom Sayings
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Funny Things Moms Say
Let’s live on the lighter side of parenting. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep you now get from being a parent but taking everything serious, is seriously exhausting! Laughing at yourself is on the best remedies to turning a bad day into a better one. So take some time today to laugh. Even if its at the things you swore you would never do but find yourself doing them.
Here are 15 funny Mom sayings (for the mamas with a sense of humor)
- I love it when I find myself screaming “STOP SCREAMING” to my kids
- Hey train wreck. This isn’t your station.
- Have you ever looked at the last few loads of laundry and considered throwing them away?
- If I ever go missing. Please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide.
- As kids we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Now, we’re like ‘ooohhhh’
- I hate it when I play with my kids for 7 hours, then it turns out it was only 20 minutes.
- When I tell my kids I will do something in a minute, what I am really saying is ‘please forget’
- Interviewer: Tell me about a time you once dealt with a difficult situation. Mom ‘I once had a four year old’. Interviewer ‘You are hired’.
- Dear Monday: My Momma don’t like you, and she likes everyone
- So it turns out, being a parent is mostly just googling symptoms your kid has.
- That awkward moment when you’re not sure if you actually have free time, or if you are just forgetting something.
- To hell with this shit. I am going on maternity leave. See ya!
- Parenting is basically whispering “for fucks sake” under your breath before answering to your name.
- A worried mother does better research than the FBI!
- Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically
I’m setting a great example.
I’m aware, keep on movin.
Considered it? Done it multiple times.
Every. Single. Time.
Makes sense…
They say time flies when you’re having fun.
I’m banking on them forgetting
Sending good vibes to all the moms with 2-4 year olds right now.
Not a fan.
Romantic nights with me and WebMD.
Most definitely forgetting something.
I DESERVE this.
Because if you don’t answer, they will just repeat it until you do. “Mom…Mooommm….MOOOOOMMMMMM”
Don’t underestimate a worried mother!
My hypothetical kids listened so much better!
Hope you laughed just as hard as I did! Keep smiling and laughing Mama!
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